AN ALCHOLOLIC, A CHAIN SMOKER & A HOMOSEXUAL GO TO THE DOCTOR - THE DOCTOR SAYS "IF ANY OF YOU INDULGE ONE MORE TIME YOU'LL DIE". AS THEY WALK HOME THEY PASS A BAR..THE ALCHOLOLIC HAS A SHOT OF WHISKEY..FALLS OFF HIS STOOL STONE COLD DEAD. HIS FRIENDS ARE SHOCKED. AS THEY ARE WALKING THEY COME UPON A CIGARETTE BUTT LYING ON THE GROUND STILL BURNING. THE HOMOSEXUAL LOOKS AT THE CHAIN SMOKER & SAYS: "IF U BEND OVER TO PICK THAT UP...WE'RE BOTH DEAD!!!"
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