And God created the Fart and said "This Is Good"....

In the beginning shortly after God created man he created the Fart and said "This is Good" because it makes people laugh and well Farting just feels good so I will let mankind enjoy. But you see in the beginning Farts did not stink they were just noisey and dry thus only the sound came out. As civilization grew God noticed that some people were hard of hearing or even deaf so God said "What can I do so these people can also enjoy the fun of a Fart?" In Gods wisdom he said "All Farts shall now and forever Stink and some will be wet so they last longer and that the deaf can appreciated them also". So if your hard of hearing or deaf you can thank God for making Farts stink so you can enjoy them also.

Veccs Quote of the Day

I dont care how much you bitch, moan or complain. It's what you do when the chips are down that matters!

Simple Diet Plan

Before you go out and spend a ton of money on pills, surgery or these diet menu subscriptions we see on TV give this a try for a few weeks. The Three S's!

Eliminate all Salt, Sugar and Starches
Drink Plenty of Water
Two cups of Green Tea a Day
Good Multiple Vitamin plus 500mg of "TIME" Release Niacin
Go for a walk every day or night
Enjoy all the protein and grains you want.

Lohan Flaunts Herself and Disrespects Court

Can YOU believe this? Lindsay Lohan dressed like a hooker for court before Judge Schwartz entering a not guilty plea. Imagine what she wasnt wearing under that dress! This is complete disrespect for our court system and one would think that her lawyer would have suggested she dressed in a more acceptable manner. But then why should Lohan NOT do and dress as she pleases since the L.A. courts let her get away with anything she does. The more she slaps around Judges the more brazen she gets and one has to wonder if there is corruption behind the reasons why she, unlike you and I, keeps getting away with her crimes. Or maybe the Judges just have no guts.



What? Me Worry?



Not only has she destroyed the court system but has ruined the credibility of the Betty Ford Rehab Facility! This place is now known as a escape route for celebs who commit crimes and I believe they actually cater to the criminal celebs since well.....thats where the money is. Ford clinic goal seems to be getting you off the hook not off the "stuff". Just look at their record as it speaks for itself. Why the courts would accept the opinions of this clinic is beyond me but rest assured that Lohan feels very secure that she will get away with almost anything due to their intervention. This clinic failed more times then we know of and you cant tell me the courts didnt notice. Betty Ford had good intents but those running the place are questionable.

Well I am gonna go out on a limb here. I think Judge Schwartz is NOT going to take her garbage anymore and will put his foot down restoring justice and equality to the system to some degree. I dont think the distractions of her "hooker wear", her "acting abilities", her "money", her "idiot father", Ford Clinic" or any other excuse will get over on this Judge. And keep this in mind the last thing Lohan wants is a court trial because even the public is tired of her. Image what SHE cost the taxpayers of this already overtaxed and almost broke state.

Quotes and Observations of the Day

If you Like It, Love It or Care About It.....God will take it away.

Those who care only about themselves will prosper and live well....those who care about others and sacrifice to help others will not be allowed to live well.

Valentines Day Ladies Shocker

Want to really shake up that man of yours Ladies? This is a worth mentioning top for you to have any time of the year, not just Valentines Days. Lets see how long it takes him to notice and get the message.

Womans Valentine Surprise Top by gennaros
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Retire to Florida? Are YOU nuts?

You finally reached retirement age and like so many others have decided to get out of the cold and make that awaited move to Florida. Buy a nice home and live care free and comfortable with your spouse. Dont bet on it because Florida is no longer a retirement friendly state. You may be able to afford life here on two ss checks and pensions but when the day comes and one spouse passes...you may not be able to. See Taxes, Flood and Hurricane Insurance are Killers.Combined they can cost you between $1000.00 to $2000.00 per month depending on what home you buy. The average "small" home in the $200,000,00 range. Also in many areas there are what we call association fees that can add up to $500.00 or more per month even in a condo or townhouse! Mind you you have not paid you utilities, food or auto insurance yet! Keep this in mind also your taxes will be based on the purchase price so you will pay top dollar on the taxes thus also the insurance where your neighbor may be paying less since they lived there longer and a cap on how much taxes can be raised per year have stopped the state from raising the rate too much per year. Hurricane deductables are as high as $8000.00 so in addition to the say $6000.00 you are paying for insurance in the event of a claim you pay the first $8000.00, the insurance company....nothing. Insurers here charge you a premium for contents equal to half the replacement value of the home meaning if the home itself is valued at $200,000.00 they ASSUME that your contents are worth $100,000,00 even if the house is empty! The state of Florida allows you to be robbed. Room by room i cant add up even $50,000.00 worth of contents. Oh and lets not forget they depreciate the contents before they pay you and the deductable. Florida also requires Flood Insurance about another $500.00 to $1000.00 per year. Add it all up and see how well and secure your gonna retire here.Everyone I know who retires LEAVES the State in order to live a more secure life and YOU want to move to it? Dont be fooled by the realtors or ads you see be sure to ask about all of the above and watch how quick they try to change the subject. And if they cant answer... you got the wrong realtor! Beware Florida as a Retirement State anymore!!!! You can if you have no mortgage choose not to have insurance but then when disaster strikes..then what?