In the beginning shortly after God created man he created the Fart and said "This is Good" because it makes people laugh and well Farting just feels good so I will let mankind enjoy. But you see in the beginning Farts did not stink they were just noisey and dry thus only the sound came out. As civilization grew God noticed that some people were hard of hearing or even deaf so God said "What can I do so these people can also enjoy the fun of a Fart?" In Gods wisdom he said "All Farts shall now and forever Stink and some will be wet so they last longer and that the deaf can appreciated them also". So if your hard of hearing or deaf you can thank God for making Farts stink so you can enjoy them also.
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