Sunday, August 21, 2011

Let me tell ya how bad it is!

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".
Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline... I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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