Friday, November 18, 2011

GENIE IN THE BOTTLE

TWO GUYS ARE IN A LOCKER ROOM WHEN ONE GUY NOTICED THE OTHER GUY HAS A CORK IN HIS BUTT..HE SAYS, "HOW DID U GET THAT CORK STUCK IN YOUR BUTT"? THE OTHER GUY SAYS "I WAS WALKING ALONG THE BEACH & I TRIPPED OVER A LAMP. THERE WAS A PUFF OF SMOKE & THEN A RED MAN IN A TURBAN CAME OOZING OUT. HE SAID, I TONTO, INDIAN GENIE, I GRANT-UM ONE WISH..AND I SAID, "NO SHIT"!!

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