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All American Muslims Previews on TLC

Yet another reality show that is questionable.Only in American would a show like this air on TV, most certain never in The country of Israel. Matter of fact we are surprised there is not yet a up roar from not only our Jewish American community but Americans alike. TLC must think we have forgotten already. Sorry TLC it is going to take a few generations to make the destruction's and deaths caused by Muslims to innocent people around the world  be even remotely forgotten. That's just the way it is, its human nature as we have seen through out history. They say "Time Heals All Wounds" but Time will not bring back the dead nor erase the scars we have that are a reminder of what was.

The premis of this show is of five Muslim families who live is Dearborn Michigan, America. We are to be taken into their lives and homes where we are to be made to understand their customs,lives,beliefs and conflicts they face everyday by being of Muslim decent. How they are in ways "like us" and also "unlike us". How they are procecuted and held in ways  responsible  as those Muslims who distorted the true Muslim beliefs are. How they are victims.This show was designed to soften the stance of America and for us to sympathize and accept with open arms Muslims. TLC may want us to feel bad,weaken and learn to trust. What did the Spider say to the Fly? "Trust Me" We dont know these familes and many times in the past our trust has allowed those who seem innocent to later be found against us. TLC may be even arming these families with tons of money that can finance many "things".

Muslim Family....This isnt the Cleaver or Ozzie and Harriet Family

As you know we like to examine what may, or may not be, behind the smoke screen. What may be underlying or not. But these are possibilities that everyone should consider. This is not to suggest the motives of TLC are not sincere nor a suggestion that this is not a good family but in our society today you cant throw "Caution to the Wind". We have to question a few things here like who runs TLC and what sponsers are supporting this program? Theres big money involved. Are there underlying supporters? Is our media being used as a psychological weapon designed to get us to drop our guard? Is Homeland Security watching that the large sum of money generated from this program is not making its way to questionable hands? What about the sponsors? Who are they? It is certain they are taking a high risk with the American People who have lost love ones due to war or destruction?

Americans you have the power here. Maybe its not time for a program like this. Maybe the good Muslims need to really show their opposition to the bad Muslims by actions and not words. By pressuring their own countries to cast out the Muslims who kill and cause world destruction and death to innocent people regardless of their nationality, to anyone who differs in their distortions of true Muslim beliefs. Then, maybe, it will be a better time for acceptance into society. Further let us understand something else my American friends. America cannot be used to open the door for others meaning that if "WE THE PEOPLE" accept so will the world start to accept. Could this be the reason for this type of program? For others to gain world acceptance? You have to wonder at the very least. Sometimes Americas heart make us drop our guard and become vulnerable to harm.

The show will air soon. Then it will up to America to decide by protesting the show and its sponsors. We are VERY interested in those companies who are in support of this type of show and we are prepared to make it known.

To all the good Muslims:

"The World is not your Enemy, Muslims are your Enemy"

TLC's "All American Muslim" Whitewashes Truth About "Dearbonistan" (Video)

TLC's "All American Muslim" Whitewashes Truth About "Dearbonistan" (Video)

MANNY PACQUIAO TAKES DOWN MARQUEZ

AND THE WINNER IS MANNY!!!

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President Obama Hands over Crotch!!! Must See!!

Well this photo pretty much speaks for itself don't it? That is our President isn't it? He will never make GQ. But we can live with that. It's the hands folded over his crotch instead of the respectful "Hand over Heart" during this ceremony that scares us!

Really now it has to make ya wonder!

Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Pool Pt 3/3

From our Group Getaway Trip is The Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Oasis Pool area. Loacted in Hollywood Florida just 15 minutes from Fort Lauderdale Airport,25 minutes from the beach and about 45 minutes from South Beach,Miami.

Conrad Murry Guilty of Involuntary Manslaughter

Closure By Blame
So now that Murry was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter would that mean that Michael Jackson is innocent of being a addict? The blame game meaning that when Murry was found guilty, Jackson was innocent of any fault or addiction. This is denial! See it s it is. Michael Jackson was a addict with alot of money and Murry was his pusher. A perfect match and a match Jackson wanted. Each are guilty, the user and supplier in real life.

The Jackson family finally finds closure by this guilty verdict because somehow, someway it makes them feel Michael was not guilty of anything. They feel it clears the Jackson name just like Michaels past child involvement cases did. The see it as Michael wasnt a addict he was a victim of Murry as if Michael fought off the drugs when in reality he begged for them at any price. Denial 100% denial. If the Jackson family would have rid themselves of this denial of the problems Michael had perhaps he would still be alive. The family is just as guilty as anyone of ignoring the signs of all the issues Michael had now and in the past. There is a group blame here. We agree with the verdict but to the Jacksons, Murry was the scapegoat in clearing Michael of his own guilt and addiction as if Murry forcefully administered the drugs thus killing Michael. Maybe Michael got away with too much in life, remembering the past issues, that is killed him. Maybe Lohan is next?

Obama Bumper Sticker....Humor

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Hug A Hogger

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Voters Absentee Beware Identity Theft Florida

Beware!!!! What you are looking at is a Official Absentee Ballot Request Card in a certain county in Florida. Pretty isnt it? It comes in two attached pieces with a perforation allowing you to tear off the bottom portion (shown) place a stamp on the other side which is pre-addresed to the Supervisor of Elections Office in your county. Just drop it in the mail box..right? Problem? Yep. This little post card gives a Identity Thief all the information he could ever ask for! And it even make you sign! The Thief now has your signature to boot! See no longer does a Thief have to forge your signature....copy and paste. The only info that is NOT requested is your Social Security Number but that will be easy to find with all the other information. So you put this postcard in the mail as is, all your info available for anyone to see. Now lets hope it makes it to the address it suppose to. Lost, mishandled,stolen, sold info? The possibilities are unlimited and to mail this card is 100% unsafe and I would NOT do it. You have to be crazy!!!! The bandits are already looking and making deals to get this information and your just gonna hand it over? Look at the form at what you have to fill out! Why? The county mailed you the form so they know your address. The The State and County know your D/L number, they gave it to you. The know your stats, your registered. They know your a voter or else you would not have gotton the card to begin with. This is Nuts!

Now we have to ask ourselves what Genius designed this card? Have they never heard of Identity Theft? We shread our mail and personal documents yet they want you to give it all up on a Postcard? Am I trusting in the Supervisor of Elections as a educated protector of the public when they may have been the person who formated this card? After all their name is on the card and so is their address thus responsibility. Warning do NOT mail this card your could be setting yourself up for Identity Theft and its obvious!!!!

This is a county in Florida and I am not aware of other states proceedures or mailings but if they are the same....Dont Mail It.!!!!

Kardashian Divorce, we called it!

First off we called it but we gave it six months. Who didn't know this was to be one of the shortest marriages in history? Who didn't realize it could be a money making move not only on Kim's part but maybe,just maybe her entire family was in on it? And Humphries was the perfect victim for the possible money making scheme. If we had to give any credibility for sincerity we would have to give it to Humphries though we are sure half of the money generated from the wedding,18 million on last count, will make him feel better. UNLESS he gets cheated, who knows what he signed. Humphries made the perfect prey for Kardashian to manipulate and deceive. Lets face it if you watch the show you would say right off the bat "Na cant see these two together"for too long. She never even changed her name, why should she when she would only have to change it back. Speaking of last names maybe Bruce should change his name to Kardashian. This guy is the ultimate push over who's soul is owned. Chris is the leader of the gang so don't be fooled but got to give her credit for making her daughters what they are (cough). And we all know what they are. Lets just hope Bruce's girls don't turn out the same way. And we have to ask "who are these people?" Nobodies! Bruce "WAS" a swimmer who won the Olympics. Today's generation has no idea who he "WAS". And the only Kardashian with any claim to fame was the great lawyer Robert who if he were here today I doubt this type of nonsense would exist. Drives us crazy when during a show they make comments like "he is watching over us" "he would be proud" etc etc when nothing but disrespect for him is being produced by this entire family. And guess what readers? It's you the people they are scamming because you are supporting them by watching or buying their products. Be that as it may "we predicted it" and if the divorce Kim already filed for should be halted expect a real soap opera series. Humphries.....beware! Hope ya have a good lawyer because they do. Watch your back!

Publix Supermarket and Rising Prices

Good"BUY" Publix? Well it finally happened, Publix prices now exceed all the other markets in Florida. For example on one stretch of road in Florida known as Pines Blvd there are 3 markets known as Sedanos, Doris's Italian Market and Western Beef with in 2 miles of at least 3 Publix Markets. All much cheeper then Publix. If you don't mind a few shopping stops you can save hundreds of dollars a month. I for one always hated shopping in more then one store for groceries and have always been a loyal customer of Publix but I dont see the return loyality. See a loyal customer never notices prices elsewhere and super stores know this so they raise prices where you dont take much notice. Once store brands were much lower then name brands but no more! For example for my pets I would buy Publix brand unsalted crackers for $1.95 a box then overnight they went up to $2.25 a box! That's almost a 15% increase and I noticed that figure applies to almost all Publix products! 15% is not a joke! I just bought from Sedanos a pork shoulder for .79 cent per pound where Publix is $1.99 a pound! A pound of large shrimp at Publix is $ 9.99 a pound where at Western Beef it is only $5.99 a pound! Jumbo eggs at Publix are $2.49 a dozen but were $2.00 at Doris's AND they were bigger then the Jumbos at Publix. For $1.49 a pound we bought boneless and skinless chicken breasts at Doris's where Publix was at least 3 times more. French bread at Publix is $1.99 a loaf and $1.99 at Doris's but Doris's is a half size bigger! Over the last year Publix has reduced the size of it's bread loafs but kept using the same size paper wrappers making in very noticable. ALL meats and seafoods were less money then Publix elsewhere. Publix we have noticed also got a bit stingy with their sales and two for one specials where the other have increase the savings to the public. I on average save at least $50.00 per week, no coupons, by shopping Doris's Italian Market, Sedano's and Western Beef. Lets see $50.00 x 52 weeks = $2600.00!!!!! Now I dont want you to take our word for these saving but all these FINE markets have web sites for you to see for yourself. The Links are: Doris's Italian Market . Sedano's . Western Beef . Each provide their own "Weekly Circulars". Compare them to Publix and you too can save $2600.00 or more per year.

American Hogger's on A&E......Geez

What the hell has TV land come to when the best they can up with is a family of Hog Hunters, The Campbell family. Here we find a Father (Jerry) Son (Robert) and Daughter (Krystal) who as a career hunt,kill or capture Wild Boar out there in Texas. Maybe with any luck they will get themselves a Wild Bush Boar. The premise is that Texas is more over run with Boar then Mexicans and they have to be in the end killed...the Boar that is. So this grizzly Hillbilly trio takes em on riding horses and a dune buggy armed with high powered fire arms. The Father and Son look like a pair of dirty low life's but the Daughter is, we have to admit, quiet "Hot". We like the expression "Hump A Hogger" when it comes to her. She is predicted to be the only attraction on the show, and the cleanest. (Fantasy Break) Ah OK where were we? Hoggers yea that's it. All in all the show is one of the worst we have ever seen A&E come up with and no doubt inappropriate for young viewers. Actually we are suprised that some Animal Cruility Group is not yet up in arms. This show is a prime example of "We had to fill the slot for under $30.00". It has no value what so ever with the exception of watching Krystal run around in those tight jeans and top!

Seminole Hard Rock Casino Stay

               Feel like getting away for a few days? Sun, fun, great food and a bit of gaming? This is the ideal place located in Hollywood Florida. No it is not located on the Beach but once on the property grounds there is really no reason to leave since everything is already there for you including a Grand Pool Oasis area surrounded by waterfalls, lounge chairs and private cabanas with TV's.
It is about a 15 minute ride from Fort Lauderdale airport by Taxi and about 10 miles from Hollywood or Fort Lauderdale Beachs.
            The food choice's vary from a really good food court to a casual Hooters and up scale to Gourmet Restaurants not to mention  the many snack stands through out the resort including exotic coffee's and cakes. Relax by the Pool Side tables and enjoy a nice cup of coffee while staying in touch or doing business on your computer with the free wi-fi internet access! A bonus to be able to send live action images of you and your surroundings via internet!

            Hard Rock hosts a very nice Casino and offers Players Cards with bonus incentives when your a first time member and you dont have to be staying at the Hotel to be a member. Members will be kept informed of events and specials all year. By all means use your Players Card! Slots are somewhat tight in my opinion and game like entertaining. I dont find them to be the same as Vegas or Atlantic City as in the Major Casinos but still fun and wort while. The claim as "Vegas Style" slots seems to pertain to one certain area of the Casino with a few of these style machines thus allowing the Casino to advertise "Vegas Style" machines. A visitor to Vegas or Atlantic City will know the difference right away. But Hey your here for fun!

        Card Players will enjoy the variety of card game available from Black Jack to Poker but I have not seen many, if any, table's for the casual player with low table stakes. Most start at $25.00 with a few $10.00. There are no Crap tables or Roulette tables as of yet.

Rooms are very nice and well equiped. Spacious rooms include a very large bathroom with a shower you wont want to get out of and the free bottles of lotions and shampoos are top quality. You can have your choice of one bed or two and still there is a space for a large sitting area! Digital all the way from Tv's, DVD Players and CD equipment. There is much more of course. I would suggest your choice of view be of the Pool Area since the surrounding area views are, how can I say, not very pretty at all since you are actually located in the middle of a industrial area that is not very well kept.

Most of the people here are "Locals" who reside close by so dont think that all the crowds are tourists. Locals dont spend the night so there are always vacant rooms available. Being such the most busy times are on the weekends when local have been paid and want some entertainment with a bit of gaming.

Is it worth the trip? Yes by all means visit! I suggest a short visit as this Casino, due to it's location and surrounding's, limits any off property sight seeing found on the Vegas Strip or Atlantic City Boards. When your here at the Hard Rock this is your only base unless you care to take a Taxi to the beach or other places for a average fee of $40.00 to $50.00. Two, three or four day trips are enough time to keep you occupied and entertained here without having to roam.

We have added a video for your enjoyment. It is in three parts via "YouTube". Click on the "Tube"icon below the screen to see the other parts. These are the most recent we found so far.

Seminole Hard Rock Casino Hollywood Florida Pt 1

Oxycontin Dangers and Awareness

Pubic Service Notice from The Group. Please visit our Oxycontin Awareness blog for important information about the dangers and abusive uses of this drug. It deserves national attention and parents need to be aware of this growing nationwide epidemic. It may save a life.

The Staff Thanks You

Auto Insurance Tip

Something you may not know about your auto insurance company and rates they charge you. It is "rumored" that auto insurers are charging you more with built in policy adjutments hidden from you. If you noticed over the years many insurers ask you on your applications two new questions. One is "do you have a radar device". If you answer "yes" your rates rise because you are considered a "speeder" or else why  would you need one thus putting you in a higher risk area. The second is "do you have a cell phone". This one they place on the standard application just where you would enter your land line home number. This is a deception so as to not be noticed as a "risk" factor. Enter a cell number and your rates rise assuming you talk and/or text while driving even if you dont. Plus each of these devices are consider a theft risk if stolen from your car. These rates are hidden in the policy so you never see them nor are you ever told about them. In many cases even your agent is unaware since today they simply enter your info into a computer and out comes the quote from a master data base already programed for the rate adjustment. If you have a land line use that only and never give them radar information.

Last Chance!

AN ALCHOLOLIC, A CHAIN SMOKER & A HOMOSEXUAL GO TO THE DOCTOR - THE DOCTOR SAYS "IF ANY OF YOU INDULGE ONE MORE TIME YOU'LL DIE". AS THEY WALK HOME THEY PASS A BAR..THE ALCHOLOLIC HAS A SHOT OF WHISKEY..FALLS OFF HIS STOOL STONE COLD DEAD. HIS FRIENDS ARE SHOCKED. AS THEY ARE WALKING THEY COME UPON A CIGARETTE BUTT LYING ON THE GROUND STILL BURNING. THE HOMOSEXUAL LOOKS AT THE CHAIN SMOKER & SAYS: "IF U BEND OVER TO PICK THAT UP...WE'RE BOTH DEAD!!!"

Words of Wisdom

Todays Words of Wisdom

NEVER REGRET ANYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED IN YOUR LIFE, IT CANNOT BE CHANGED, UNDONE OR FORGOTTEN..SO TAKE IT AS A LESSON LEARNED AND MOVE ON....